Monday, October 29, 2001

Grapevine = Tom - TCN can't take up that much time. Guarantee he's sitting on his arse fucking around most of the day. Prime grapevine-like behaviour.

Thursday, October 25, 2001

Right, stop it! Come on, stop it right now, this is getting silly. It started off as a nice idea to lampoon some fellow bloggers, but now it's just getting silly. And anyway, I personally have not had the rise taken out of me yet.

Wednesday, October 24, 2001

Nope on second thoughts I haven't missed anything have I - this is shameless!
Did I miss something?

Tuesday, October 23, 2001

I'm *not* the grapevine... but I *am* Tiger Woods.
Okay. I admit it.

I AM THE GRAPEVINE!

And so's my wife.
"So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller still to bite ’em;
And so proceed ad infinitum."
I love this. This is like cliquey shit spiralling in upon cliquey shit spiralling in upon cliquey shit. THat's why its'SO COOL. I'm going blame the A-listers, because someone always does and I want in on the rebolution at the ground floor this time, okay?
yawn
Ha! We are all in on it. A shameless attempt to get more publicity for us all! You have all been fooled! Signed – an insider!
theory two: So how come no one has written about the Big Blogger House yet?
IT'S THE CIA! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE - CAN'T YOU SEE THAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DRIVE YOU INSANE?
theory one: marcia and Nick Jordan in scandalous online scandalmongering fiasco!?
so, who is the grapevine. post your theories here!